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”what is your birth date?Sardar: 13th OctoberWhich year?Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEARManager asked to sardar at an interview.Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
& Any great man born in thisvillage???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi JayanthiSo Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don`t know who isJayanthi.When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driveradjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see mywife? Sit back. I will drive.Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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